H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XXIV

2008-06-10T06:24:00.000-07:00

After finally settling down with a calculator, H. R. finally figures out that it's over two months after everyone else came to the same conclusion. While many are spectulating that she continued the push to set herself up for a future position, it wouldn't be the first move by a Clinton to have drastic consequences for the Democratic Party.

Like HRC's campaign, the HRCPOW is suspended for the time being. But sleep easy! The Clintons never REALLY die. Thanks for your support.

"Not Quite Strong Enough"

"At Least We Went Down Swinging"

"I Know, We'll Just Turn Back The Clock"

"I'll Just Be Behind This Curtain If You Need Me...."

"...And I Will Get The Last Laugh"

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XXIII

2008-05-01T06:12:00.000-07:00

H. R. wins the Pennsylvania primary, which is just about the only thing keeping the campaign afloat after news that H.R. continues to lend her campaign dirty, dirty cash. Only a North Carolina-Indiana sweep can possibly make this interesting, but with prospects of that unlikely at best (especially in N.C.), it's a mathematical certainty that B. O. will get the nod (you heard it here last).

"Report: Voters Prefer Candidates With Teeth Resembling Their Own"

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XXII

2008-04-07T10:14:00.000-07:00

Three more week until the next primary, so H.R., B.O., and the rest of the gang are in a bit of a lull. H.R. has responded so far by firing members of her staff for talking about free trade and other ways to boost the economy (what a crime), while B.O. just keeps raising money for his own economy, $40 million in March. So what are the candidates up to today?

"Getting Bored of Picking New Staff"

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XXI

2008-03-27T13:05:00.001-07:00

The HRCPOW can't understand why H. R. is going after Johnny Mac, talking hardball about his economic plan, when she has a serious rival to contend with in her own party. David Brooks of the NY Times gives her less than 5% of a chance to win. But isn't this kind of foresight and agressiveness typical of a combat veteran suffering from PTSD related to her her 1996 trip to Bosnia? The HRCPOW investigates.

"I Say They Were Bullets, You Say They Were Mosquitos, It Was Still Extremely Dangerous"

Video courtesy of long-time HRCPOW reader Luke "Double Down" Devlin

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XX

2008-03-20T14:38:00.000-07:00

Finally, someone plays the race card, and that person is... Geraldine Ferraro? What? Why? H. R. quickly cuts sling load on the trailblazer as she is relegated to the importance of Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson on B. O.'s campaign.

"Geraldine Wants To Talk Race? Kill Her Ass!"

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XIX

2008-03-15T12:06:00.001-07:00

Wait a minute, a democrat in high office involved in an illicit sexual affair? Sounds famililar... This warrants a celebration!

"Eliot! Why didn't you call ME?!?!?"

"Is This the Illegitimate or Legitimate One?"

"To the White House! Everyone!"

"You're the Man Now, Dawg."

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XVIII

2008-03-07T07:15:00.000-08:00

Guess who's back? Back again? H.R. pulls the rabbit out of the hat and turns the boat around at the same time, riding the Obama-loving press as far as they'll allow. Still, even though H.R. is glowing, the delegate split this week was 190-180, meaning B.O. still holds a sizable lead. Florida and Michigan still don't count at the convention; can H.R. change this? Stay tuned.

"Ah Ha! YOU thought I was done, did you America? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XVII

2008-02-29T04:37:00.000-08:00

With no primaries to discuss this week, we must look at something else: taxes! H. R. backs off her promise to release her tax return for review this week, while Barack has his on the street (you can review or download it by clicking here). New verbage of H. R.'s staff says it will be released if and only if she receives the democratic party's nomination - but why not just make it after she's won the whole presidency?

If you believe that H. R. has nothing lurking in the income tax shadows, I have some sub-prime mortgage backed securities I'd like to sell you.

"Constituents, hear me! Because I have nothing to hide, I will only release potentially damaging information that might affect your vote only after you vote for me!"

and

In the interests of fair and balanced reporting, here is a picture of H. R. in secret Clinton tribal garb.

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XVI

2008-02-21T12:37:00.000-08:00

With two more primary losses, making it 10 straight, H.R. continues to reel. She is currently pondering a switch to a "negative" campaign against the B.O. Primary Machine to stop its ridiculous, delegate-consuming onslaught. If the POW staff can offer it's humble opinion, we would urge her to remember what happened to Romney when he decided to go on the attack. She still has a chance! (And if you believe that, I have some collateralized sub-prime securities I'd like to sell you). On to Ohio!

Today's pic comes straight from last week's congressional hearing in the House.

"Rep. Waxman, I have never, ever, EVER used primary-enhancing drugs, PERIOD."

and

For those who think B.O. has it wrapped up, someone knows otherwise: "I Got This in the Bag, Baby."

Credit for today's pic goes to regular reader and official POW brother Colin Sweet. As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XV

2008-02-14T11:40:00.001-08:00

Rough week for HR ! Since Super Tuesday, she's lost eight primaries in a row to BO! Will delegate-rich Texas and Ohio come through even though 1) HR just fired her latina campaign director, 2) she's lending her campaign dollars to the tune of five M? When you remember that HR's unopposed "wins" in Florida and Michigan carry no delegates to Denver, March 4th could be do or die for HR for president - but regardless, the H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week will go on!

I'm Smiling Because I'm Gonna Get That Five Million Back Once I'm Elected, Right?"

and

special bonus podcast: to help us understand all of this talk about superdelegates, we have NPR's Brian Ungerer explaining exactly where these folks come from (click here to play in your browser, or right click here, save target as, download to your computer, and listen with your favorite mp3 player)

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XIV

2008-02-07T14:01:00.000-08:00

Super Tuesday was kind to our friend H. R. Even though B. O. won more states, the meatier provinces and their corresponding delegates just kept piling up like Whitewater-esque civil suits.

"Hey Kid, Maybe You Should Just Sleep On It and Get Back to Me"

and

special bonus: a A Fervent Campaigner's Bumper Sticker.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XIII

2008-01-31T09:18:00.000-08:00

Lucky number 13 comes right as H. R. is on a roll, taking the win in the Retired State. The H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week asks the hard-hitting question: do the votes represent Florida's actual desire for higher income taxes, weaker national defense, and a non-sensical health care system, or are they simply going for the "motherly" hugs?

"Come Rest In My Arms, Retired Persons of a Certain Age"

and

special bonus: a A Look Into Bill's Position, courtesy of The Onion.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XII

2008-01-24T07:48:00.000-08:00

The H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week gets feisty on the debate stage with all contenders today, but especially younger, better-looking, more midwest-oriented opponents. We at the Pic of the Week staff remain more than a little disgusted that B. O. would suggest that H. R. was simply a corporate lawyer for Walmart - c'mon, she was a corporate lawyer for AMERICA !

"I Don't Hate Black People, Just Black Slumlords From Chicago!"

and

special bonus: a candidate profile to summarize key points, courtesy of The Onion.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XI

2008-01-12T08:03:00.000-08:00

The H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week runs unopposed in it's own party this week, all but guaranteeing a victory. It is well known that liberals, communists, Che Guevara, and Osama bin Laden all believe in a lack of competition, so this is fitting.

"Yes! If I'm the Only Candidate, America MUST Vote for Me!"

and for the first time, a video! click below:

"Listen Rush, Clinton Tears Have Never Been Fake, In Spite of Video Evidence. Don't Make Me Get Donovan."

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week X

2008-01-10T08:09:00.000-08:00

Just like the "person" it's based on, the H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week makes a resounding comeback this week by showing a little emotion. You people like tears, do you? Keep those artificial tear ducts flowing, doctor!

"Between My Fingers I Hold the Precious Tear of the Elusive East River Baby Seal"

and:

"For a Limited Time Only: Clinton Tears Come in Two Flavors"

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week IX

2008-01-03T08:10:00.000-08:00

You can stop holding your breath.

The H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week starts the new year strong with a double-feature.

"I Fit Right Into This Frigid Iowa Landscape Because Its Barren Emptiness Is So Similar To What Flows Through My Cold, Cold Heart"

and:

"Hillary Clinton Threatened By Black Man"

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week VIII

2007-12-20T08:11:00.000-08:00

Lookout!

It's the last new Pic of the Week before Christmas.

"Oprah? Please. I've Got a Black Man Named Bill C. Who Stumps For Me (In More Ways Than One)."

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week VII

2007-12-14T08:12:00.000-08:00

Triple feature!

This week's H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week is a day late but never a dollar short, but now with an all-time first, a reader submission! Thanks to loyal reader T. R. Hertling for #2!

Two pictures AND a gift idea:

Can't find a gift for that left-wing communist or right-wing psycho for your non-denominational Christmahanukwanzanukah celebration? try to break off this treat from appropriately-named Amazon.com.

"Dammit, I Told Him NOT To Bring Up Iraq"

and:

"I Promise To Attack Terrorists Like I Attack Ice Cream"

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week VI

2007-12-07T08:13:00.000-08:00

The H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week just keeps on coming with this little diddy that reached up to number six on a charts called:

"I've Got One Word For You, Tim Russert, And That's Sub-Prime-Minister- Rib-Roast-Crisis- Emergency-Meltdown."

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week V

2007-11-29T08:14:00.000-08:00

If I could stop breaking computers for a day or two, I'd be able to get out the H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week on-time.

"Are You Kidding? Please. His Middle Name is 'Hussein'"

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week IV, Giving Thanks Edition

2007-11-21T08:14:00.000-08:00

We give thanks for the Clintons this week in a three-part photo essay celebrating Thanksgiving and love throughout the years.

"Turkey Makes Us Sleepy"

and:

"If I Smile, The Pain Goes Away"

and:

"I Loves Me a Mountain Man"

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week III

2007-11-15T08:15:00.000-08:00

Continuing our weekly series, today’s photograph is titled:

"Just One More Jello Shot And I’m Done, Seriously"

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week II

2007-11-08T08:16:00.000-08:00

Today we have a super-sized edition of the H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week, doubling your fun with no significant increase in price.

"You Shut Your Filthy Conservative Mouth, You!"

and:

"Democratic Candidates Turn On H. R.", courtesy of The Onion, America's Finest News Source.

- THE EDITOR

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week

2007-11-02T08:17:00.000-07:00

This week we start yet another new feature here at the home office titled the "H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week." Fueling this new feature is my desire to do my part in the upcoming 2008 election. Content will be (non)exclusive, mostly flattering, non photoshop-edited photographs of the only presidential candidate that represents me in the US Senate, the junior senator from New York, H. R. Clinton.

This week's offering, submitted for your approval:

"How Dare You !"

- THE EDITOR