Tuesday, June 10, 2008

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XXIV



After finally settling down with a calculator, H. R. finally figures out that it's over two months after everyone else came to the same conclusion. While many are spectulating that she continued the push to set herself up for a future position, it wouldn't be the first move by a Clinton to have drastic consequences for the Democratic Party.

Like HRC's campaign, the HRCPOW is suspended for the time being. But sleep easy! The Clintons never REALLY die. Thanks for your support.

"Not Quite Strong Enough"



"At Least We Went Down Swinging"



"I Know, We'll Just Turn Back The Clock"



"I'll Just Be Behind This Curtain If You Need Me...."



"...And I Will Get The Last Laugh"



As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

Thursday, May 1, 2008

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XXIII



H. R. wins the Pennsylvania primary, which is just about the only thing keeping the campaign afloat after news that H.R. continues to lend her campaign dirty, dirty cash. Only a North Carolina-Indiana sweep can possibly make this interesting, but with prospects of that unlikely at best (especially in N.C.), it's a mathematical certainty that B. O. will get the nod (you heard it here last).

"Report: Voters Prefer Candidates With Teeth Resembling Their Own"

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

Monday, April 7, 2008

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XXII


Three more week until the next primary, so H.R., B.O., and the rest of the gang are in a bit of a lull. H.R. has responded so far by firing members of her staff for talking about free trade and other ways to boost the economy (what a crime), while B.O. just keeps raising money for his own economy, $40 million in March. So what are the candidates up to today?

"Getting Bored of Picking New Staff"





As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

Thursday, March 27, 2008

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XXI


The HRCPOW can't understand why H. R. is going after Johnny Mac, talking hardball about his economic plan, when she has a serious rival to contend with in her own party. David Brooks of the NY Times gives her less than 5% of a chance to win. But isn't this kind of foresight and agressiveness typical of a combat veteran suffering from PTSD related to her her 1996 trip to Bosnia? The HRCPOW investigates.

"I Say They Were Bullets, You Say They Were Mosquitos, It Was Still Extremely Dangerous"


Video courtesy of long-time HRCPOW reader Luke "Double Down" Devlin



As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

Thursday, March 20, 2008

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XX


Finally, someone plays the race card, and that person is... Geraldine Ferraro? What? Why? H. R. quickly cuts sling load on the trailblazer as she is relegated to the importance of Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson on B. O.'s campaign.

"Geraldine Wants To Talk Race? Kill Her Ass!"

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

Saturday, March 15, 2008

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XIX


Wait a minute, a democrat in high office involved in an illicit sexual affair? Sounds famililar... This warrants a celebration!

"Eliot! Why didn't you call ME?!?!?"

"Is This the Illegitimate or Legitimate One?"

"To the White House! Everyone!"

"You're the Man Now, Dawg."

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR

Friday, March 7, 2008

H. R. Clinton Pic of the Week XVIII


Guess who's back? Back again? H.R. pulls the rabbit out of the hat and turns the boat around at the same time, riding the Obama-loving press as far as they'll allow. Still, even though H.R. is glowing, the delegate split this week was 190-180, meaning B.O. still holds a sizable lead. Florida and Michigan still don't count at the convention; can H.R. change this? Stay tuned.

"Ah Ha! YOU thought I was done, did you America? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

As always, you can see the entire Pic of the Week archive at hrclintonpicoftheweek.blogspot.com.

- THE EDITOR